BQOTD#7

Barney Quote Of The Day #7

"IT WAS A BLAZER!"

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Maggie

Sometimes

Sometimes someone says something that I find so insanely funny, that I laugh about it for days. Days. I continuously bring it up and annoy the crap out of my family and stuff. I can think of two of these times off the top of my head.

1. At one of our family friend's wedding luncheon, someone said something and my mom laughed. Now to get this, you need to know, my mom's loud. Especially when she's laughing. Anywho, she laughs and one of our friends calls over to her 'I just got a call from Cape Canaveral, they wanted to know why you were laughing.'  I LAUGHED SO HARD! I WOULD NOT STOP LAUGHING AND MY DAD ENDED UP HAVING TO TAKE ME HOME EARLY! And throughout the car ride, I would randomly start giggling again, and my dad would look at me through the rear-view mirror with his eyebrow raised and I would mumble 'Cape Canaveral.' Cape Canaveral is a NASA  station that sent air-carriers to the moon. REALLY FUNNY <to me>. I kept bringing it up until I reached the point where everytime I would open my mouth I would get shushed.

2. I was in the car the other day, and we were talking about dog names (we're thinking about getting a dog..... next fall...yeah. My family thinks that far ahead). Anywho, we were talking and my mom brought up how, apparently, when my older brother was little, he had thought up this great name for a dog. Like, great-great. And my brother says 'Yeah, I wish I could remember it. But we never got a dog cuz you were afraid it would eat Maggie and Robert.' AHHHHH!!!! He didn't say it exactly like that, but he did make some off-hand comment about how we didn't get a dog when we were kids because mom was afraid it would eat me and my little bro. I know it doesn't seem so funny, but he said it in such a matter-of-fact sort of way that it was REALLY FUNNY! REALLY!

I'll post more when I think of them....


3. Just had another moment- I'm in math office hours <for a teacher that's not mine> and this high schooler comes in and we have all this stuff all over the ground

He kinda looks around for a second, then walks over to the desk stepping in between all the crap. When he gets to the desk he says 'Look at me, I'm an athlete!' LOL AHHHH THATS SOMETHING MY OLDER BROTHER WOULD SAY!!!!!!!! I was the only one who laughed...


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Maggie

Coach Bob

It has come to my attention that my soccer coach, Bob Whitfield, former NFL player, is freakin AWESOME! Of course, I already knew this, but, still. He was drafted 1st round (eighth overall) for football and in college he was a starter as a freshman. He is the founder and former C.E.O of a RECORDING BUSINESS, that has recorded/mixed over 20 gold/platinum albums and the business has worked with T.I., Nelly, 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Beyoncé, Whitney Houston, Cher, and Madonna. MADONNA.  AND MORE! He is also in Stanford's Hall of Fame <and he missed our tournament a couple years ago because of it>. His ex-wife was on 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' seasons 1-4 . He is freakin AWESOME and super cool. I gave him the nickname 'Coach Bob.' Pretty epic, right? On the first day of practice fall 2010 he showed up and said he was 'Coach Whitfield' and I, being the chick with no boundaries that I am, asked what his first name was in which he answered 'Bob.' This, of course, mad me squeal 'COACH BOB' and I introduced him to everyone as 'Coach Bob' and it stuck. It's a gift, what can I say? Ok. This post is starting to feel creepy. And stalker-ish. Ah well. Here's his wikipedia page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Whitfield. And here is a pic of our soccer team at a game with him

He's the big guy in all black. I asked him why he wears all black once, because he legit always wears all black long-sleeves and pants and stuff <EVEN IN LIKE SUMMER> and he said it was because 'He likes to sweat.' Also, on the first day of practice, he was really into us 'Getting in shape' and he made us do squats and stuff.

LOVE YA, COACH BOB!

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Maggie

Ouch

I think you might be interested to know that I literally just stabbed myself in the foot with a mechanical pencil and am now trying to pick a piece of lead out of my foot with a pair of tweezers. SERIOUSLY. I can post a pic uf you want, but it's pretty gruesome. I hope I get a cool battle scar out of this. I better get a cool battle scar out of this. I mean, seriously. Today I was even talking to one of my friends about how in Kindergarten she stabbed some kid in her class with a pencil and how last year my older brother was stabbed with a pencil by his friend <some friend>. I mean, ironic much? I am sitting on my bed <cuz I can only get anything productive (such as homework) done if I'm in bed> and  I swung my leg up to sit criss-cross-applesauce and WAS IMPALED BY MY DARN PENCIL!!!! And, yes, I am 'censoring' my words here. HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO STUPID TO STAB THEMSELVES WITH A PENCIL?!?!?!?! Honestly, I amaze myself daily. Such a 'Maggie' thing to do.

Ouch.

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Maggie

BQOTD#6

Barney Quote Of The Day

"And I thought Pompeii was smokin'..."

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Maggie

Hand-Five

Today I high-fived a severed hand. Enough Said.

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Maggie

52 Seconds

Ok, so, one of my Marshall Quotes was mainly a Barney quote <the one where he told the story it's taking Ted 9 years to say, in 52 seconds> and I found a great vid someone made and posted on youtube....

This is what happened on the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCSjcII64FE

And this is what he is talking about

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEhDjfMU6FY

2 PROBLEMS THOUGH WITH THE MONOLOGUE!!!

A) Ted got hit by a car, Barney got hit by a bus <you think he'd remember such a traumatic event>

and

B) Robin went to Argentina, not Brazil

Ahh, well, we can't all be perfect <like me>

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Maggie

LOL, to-do list "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!"

So, I went to a Lego robotics tournament (STATE!!), and my good buddy, Ryan was there with me. We were looking at the "to-do list" (see earlier post), and 1st off, one of his teachers is going to do a test where all the answers are "C," and 2nd; we went up to this poor, poor kid and asked him what year it was, and he told us.. "2013." We ran away screaming "IT WORKED" while freaking the poor kid to death... LOL

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Ellie

Bongos

Never play bongos walking down the stairs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0TAuLJyFJo

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Maggie

Naturally

Ellie just brought up a good point <across the library, I might add...>. The time for out blog is kinda jacked up, so whenever it says we post something, it's actually about 3 hours later..... naturally, it's our blog that's messed up......whatever....

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Maggie

S.E. Hinton

S.E. Hinton has her own section in World Book. Just thought you might want to know <she's the chick who wrote 'The Outsiders'>.

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Maggie

BQOTD#5

Barney Quote Of The Day

"Because you're my best friend, alright. You don't have to tell me I'm yours. But, the way I see it, we're a team. Without you I'm just the dynamic uno."

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Maggie

Math/The Tori Theory

So, today in math class we had to go on this website (explorelearning.com) and do a 'gizmo' about similar triangles. We also got a worksheet and they had questions like "What happens to the pink triangle when you change the rotation?" One of the questions was, "How does this affect the pink triangle?" I answered the question 'Yes.' What the heck? In what alternate universe can the answer of that question be 'Yes'??????? Obviously, I am just all kinds of interesting. Ah, well. It's Monday. And it was 1st period. And I spent the greater part of last night watching Grey's Anatomy (THANKS ALOT, ELLIE!!!!! AS IF MY OBSESSION WITH HIMYM ISN'T ENOUGH!!!!) ALSOOOOO THE NEXT EPISODE OF HIMYM COMES OUT TONIGHT!!!! AHHHHHH SO PUMPED!!!! I have this epic theory- I'm calling it the Tori Theory <yeah, it's gonna be a thing>. K, so, as some of y'all know <if you've been reading my blog> Robin Scherbatsky used to be a teen pop-star in Canada <aka 'Robin Sparkles'> and she has a friend named 'Jessica Glitter.' As some of you also might know, the first words to the song 'Let's Go To The Mall' <other than 'Let's go to the mall everybody!'> are 'Come on Jessica, come on Tori.' Jessica is a real person <in the show>. THAN, WHO THE HECK IS TORI?!?!?!?!?! She NEVER uses names in her songs!!! EXCEPT THIS ONE!!!! And throughout all of her songs she says things like 'WE came here....' and 'My FRIENDS said...' TORI IS TOTALLY A REAL PERSON!!!!! <in the show> I totally bet you she's a real character. Tonights episode is about Robin Sparkles, after all. Wouldn't it be the best time to bring out a 'Tori Shine' or something???

Thoughts? AND I DIDN'T GET THIS OFF SOME WEBSITE!!!!! I SWEAR!!!! IF THIS IS IN THE EPISODE, IT WAS TOTALLY FORESEEN BY ME!!!!

well..... the episode didn't come out last night... it'll come out on the 4th.... UNTIL THEN, AMIGOS..

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Maggie

My Mom's Purse

As some of y'all may know, about a month ago I found a wrench in my mom's purse. That's right. A wrench. She asked me to grab her keys for her and I pulled out a wrench. A wrench. Like, for twisting bolts or whatever. And about a week ago, I found an ice-scooper. What is my mom? Some handy-man beverage caterer? Cuz that's a pretty kick-butt career plan. Haha, introducing yourself- "My name is Maggie Fowler, the best handy-man beverage caterer on this side of the Mississippi." Lol. Again, I love my family.

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Maggie

My Family

I have been told on numerous occasions that my family is freakin' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! I may be the craziest (by far) but everyone in my family is weird to their own extent. For Example: look at this pic I just found of me and my brothers..... (sorry for the glare)

COME ON DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH OUR MINDS??????????????? WHAT DID WE THINK WOULD HAPPEN THAT WOULD BENEFIT HUMANITY FROM US PUTTING DIAPERS ON OUR HEADS???????????????????? I mean seriously, dude. Also I could easily go into a story on what happened to my family at a Subway (Micayla can back me up on this). I might post it later........ but anywho, long story short, we were being our usual, loud, weird, selves and this dude was apparently watching us and he told us there could be a TV show about us. I'm flattered and all (I would be GREAT in a TV show) but, come on. That just PROVES, my family is crazy. CRAZY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! And I could go on for hours talking about my family <technically, I could go on for hours about just about anything, but you get the point>. I won't bother you with more stories but, yes, my little brother made a policeman come to our house, my dad has broken a tooth on a  veggie burger, I have set our toaster on fire, and my older brother plays golf (enough said).

I love my family.

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Maggie

High-Five

I don't know about y'all, but I just high-fived Barney....through my computer.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO2EyC4tLIU&list=PLDABA668FD6CD3F51

It's the last one...

Aaaaaaaand my friends seem to have a slight obsession with leaving me hanging so I would just like to point out

IT'S AGAINST THE BRO CODE!!!!!!!!

ALSO!! Today I was playing soccer four square <cuz my friend's OBSESSED> and one of the rules was 'on slams' and everyone someone would say that I would yell #DUCK-TIE-SLAMS..hehe

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Maggie

Marshall

I know I obsess over Barney more than any other character in himym, but I just had this epiphany-type thing where I realized- MARSHALL IS FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!!! I'm not even kidding; here's some Marshall quotes

1.

MARSHALL: Be careful Ted, revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. Especially dance-based revenge. <gets weird looks> My prom was rough, guys...

MARSHALL: <later in episode>: Whatever you do, don't march in there thinking 'I'm gonna do the worm, that'll show them!' <gets weird looks> Seriously guys, I can't stress enough how bad my prom was...

2.
Barney: I'm sorry I lied to you, I'll tell you everything, the whole story

Quinn: Fine. You have 1 minute before I walk out that door

Barney: Um, it's, uh, kind of a long story, Quinn. Gonna take a little bit longer than a minute.

Quinn: 52 SECONDS!!!

Barney: 7 years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged, Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said "Oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty." But Ted really liked her so we played 'haaaaave you met Ted?' They went to dinner, he walked her home, shoulda kissed her, didn't, LAME, so he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place, shoulda kissed her, didn't, LAME, he threw 3 parties, they kissed on the roof, but decided to be friends, LAME, then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding, she couldn't go, he went alone and met Victoria, didn't kiss her either, LAME, not a great closer Ted, but he finally kissed her, they started dating, she went to Germany, Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin, Ted and Robin broke up, Robin moved to Brazil, came back with a latin stud, Ted got jealous, got a tramp stamp, not really relevant to the story- I just like mentioning that as much as possible- I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus, we made up, <breath>  Robin and I started dating, I got fat, her hair fell out, we broke up, Robin dated Don, I dated Nora,  cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora, Robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you, and you took my grandpas watch, but I fell in love with you anyway, and you let me fart in front of you, and I asked you to marry me, and you said yes, so we came over here to meet little Marvin, and that's everything, ALSO I went on 'The Price is Right' and I won a dune buggy...

Quinn: Goodbye, Barney

Barney: Goo- I jus- 

Lily: She lets you fart in front of her????

MARSHALL: Barney- you go get that girl.

3.

Ted: I need to grow up. Oh by the way, I'm breaking a jinx swear here, so don't tell Barney or he gets to whack me 3 times in the nuts with a wiffle ball bat.

MARSHALL: Sure, pretty standard.

4. 

Ted: Ok. Why shouldn't I tell Robin?

MARSHALL: Because, deep down, some crazy part of you still thinks you're gonna wind up with her and I agree.

Ted: Marshall!

MARSHALL: I'm sorry, I'm team tedward! Always have been, always will be. Now listen, I want my best friend to be happy and if Robin could mean happiness for you, than, dear god, why help her go after another man?

Ted: Because! She might still be in love with him! To not tell her, to not give her that chance, it's selfish. 

MARSHALL: So be selfish.

Ted: I can't do that.

MARSHALL: Tell that to the onion rings we just 'split.'

5. 

MARSHALL: Do you think your super strength came from wearing wonder woman's magic wrist cuff???

6. 

MARSHALL: If you end an argument with a rhyme, it's convincing all the time

So remember-

If the lion head stone work is regal, then tearing it down should be illegal

We  must make sure the lion is always there, destroy the arcadian? oh no, don't you dare

If you want new york's history at your beck and call, don't go swingin' no wrecking ball

MARSHALL <later in episode>: You better get used to that lion head- as of tomorrow it's gonna be there till the end of times, all because of my sweet, sweet rhymes...

7. 

MARSHALL: Ted, how do I explain this to you. Last night, I ate the best cake of my life. Do you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Heck, no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and I'm gonna get some more cake.

Ted: That cake really got to you?

MARSHALL: It haunts me.

8. 

Lily: It must be hard to woo someone while sticking your naked butt in their faces.

MARSHALL: That's what baboons do. It's called "presenting."

9. 

Ted: Why don't you check your list?

Barney: My list?

Ted: Come on, man. Don't pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he's slept with.

MARSHALL: I have one. It's called my marriage license. (he and lily high-five)

10. 

MARSHALL: (Talking on cell phone) How's the bridal shop?

Lily: Everything is so big and fluffy and white. It's like shopping in a marshmallow. How's Barney's tailor place?

MARSHALL: Everything is dark and sketchy and seems illegal. It's like shopping in Barney's mind.

11. 

Ted: Hey, Marshall. You up for some super loud, repetitive music that hasn't changed since the      mid-'90s?

MARSHALL: Um, only always!

12. 

MARSHALL: 'Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy pink drinks with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll ne made fun of.'

Ted: Dude.

MARSHALL: THEY'RE DELICIOUS!!

13.

MARSHALL: When you walk through the door, does it feel like you are being slapped in the face by Christmas?

14.

MARSHALL: Lily's never gonna marry me like this!

Ted: Come on, of course she will!

MARSHALL: Would you marry me?

Ted: No. But not because of the hair, because I have a rule. Never marry someone you've had a farting contest with.

MARSHALL: Oh, great. So now you're saying Lily and I shouldn't even get married.

15. 

Ted: Alright, have fun in Scotland. See the Loch Ness monster, tell him Ted Mosby says "What's up?"

MARSHALL: Nessie is a she, Ted. Come on.

16. 

Robin: A pencil going up Barney's nose is not a miracle. 

MARSHALL: Then what other explanation do you have?

Robin: Uh.... a drunken fool with a box of pencils?

MARSHALL: Yeah, a drunken fool called God, and a box of pencils called Destiny!

17. 

MARSHALL: I hate New York! I'm sorry, but it's true! Today I was walking around PriceCo. Have you ever been there? It's huge*! All the stores in New York are so cramped. Every time I turn, I knock something over. I'm like some huge monster who came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas!

18.

Lily: You hated that job.

Robin: It wasn't that bad.

Lily: What did they make you call Tropical Storm Hector when they said it was raining "cats and dogs?"

Robin: A furricane...

MARSHALL: Hey, Ted, "Rock Me Like A Furricane."

19. 

Ted: (Talking about the planned intervention for him) What was it for? The Crocs? The hai product? 

MARSHALL: Not Stella.

Ted: Oh my god! This was about Stella!

MARSHALL: I just said  "not Stella," so maybe it was about your poor listening skills, Ted.
Ted: What?
MARSHALL: It's out of control. See?

20.
Robin: I still say this is stupid. What happened to, "As we mature, the relationship matures with us??"
MARSHALL: That's just something Lily read in Psychology Today. Alright, she read it in Cosmo. Alright, I read it in Cosmo. ALRIGHT, IT WAS COSMOGIRL!!!!

21.
Robin: Thanks for coming by. I monkeyed around with the thermostat for about an hour before I realized it was the intercom.
MARSHALL: Yeah, I heard you swearing downstairs.

22.
Barney: All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and impossible meet, to become...... the possimpible.
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision.
MARSHALL: Visitivity!!

23.
Robin: How do you say goodbye in those situations? A handshake is too formal, a kiss on the cheek is too familiar...
Barney: A hug is like a public dry hump.
MARSHALL: I think you're hugging wrong...

24.
MARSHALL: (watching man and dog walk by his barrel) Oh, come on, dude, you know you want it. A guy like you beard, no moustache, you're exactly the kind of guy who could use a sweet barrel. Do it. (the dog pees on the barrel) THAT IS NOT A FIRE HYDRANT! For shame, sir! FOR SHAME! I bet you couldn't grow a moustache if you wanted to!
Lily: Neither can you, sweetie.
MARSHALL! Well, he doesn't need to know that baby!

25.
MARSHALL: What are you guys doing with Barney's secret Robin notebook? (Lily and Robin stare at him) Let me rephrase that. Did you two ladies lose some weight?

26.
Lily: So when they blew up the Death Star, knowing full well there were hundred of storm troopers on it, those were people?
MARSHALL: Well, it's called the Death Star, baby. They knew what they were getting into.

27.
Lily: Ted, it's just a rough patch. It takes time getting used to being with someone else. And they're both.....what's the nice word for selfish?
MARSHALL: Independent.

28.
MARSHALL: Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs. It's like we're the president!

29.
Lily: (hitting Ted) Who breaks up with someone on their answering machine on their birthday?!?!
MARSHALL: Yeah dude, e-mail.

30.
Judge 1: Thank you Mr. Eriksen. The panel will take this under advisement. 
MARSHALL: Take your time.
Judge 2: It could be a few months. 
MARSHALL: Better tell my wife then I won't be home for dinner.
Judge 2: Get out!


31.
Lily: Marshall, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
MARSHALL: I didn't put the bread in, you didn't put the bread in there!

32.
MARSHALL: It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.

33.
MARSHALL: You got nothing on me. 
Barney: The calzone? 
MARSHALL: Checkmate.

34.MARSHALL: Hey can I ask you a question that has plagued me for years? Can girls aim?

35.
MARSHALL: Oh you're wearing a flower.
Barney: Thank You!
MARSHALL: I didn't compliment, just observed.

36.
MARSHALL: But that's a good lie. Like when we tell Ted he'll meet the right girl and settle down.

37.
Lily: Whoa, wait. A big package just arrived. 
MARSHALL: Yeah it did! 
Lily: No it's a real package, from your dad. 
MARSHALL: Well that's a little weird, but yeah it is!

38.
MARSHALL: So, funny thing about Willem Dafoe. His name sounds like it's being spoken by a frog, then a parrot. Willem. DA-FOE! Willem. DA-FOE! <here's a vid of Marshall saying it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-SbijRnvnc the quality sucks though>

39. 
Barney: Did the robber have five o'clock shadow and a ski cap?
MARSHALL: Yes, because I was robbed in 1947 at the corner of Abbott and Costello.

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

These were just the first 39 quotes I found <that were clean> because 39 is my favorite number..... HOPE YOU LIKED THEM!!!! Marshall is hilarious!!! And so is everyone else!!!!

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Maggie

...

So it has been requested by a dear friend to post something on the blog. Here it is. Yup. Well.... Um.... Ellie has successfully gotten me hooked on Grey's Anatomy..... Yup.... Not very interesting..... I'm making a post about Marshall..... I'll post it later.... OH!!!!!! I FIXED MY ITUNES!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS!!!!!! I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO BUY A SONG SINCE LAST APRIL!!!!!! AND NOW I CAN!!!! <but that doesn't mean I have itunes giftcards...> *sigh* OH!!! ALSO!!!! I BOUGHT BENNIE AND THE JETS!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHH!!! MY JAAAAAMMMMM!!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BUY IT FOR FOREVER!!!!!!! Anywho.....here's your post Micayla. Happy?

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Maggie

Movies

I am seriously the worst person to be at a movie with (if you don't know me). Or even watching a movie at home- I am constantly making comments and singing and being weird. Constantly. The first time I watched the hunger games in the theatre, people were legitimately glaring at me and my friend was elbowing me every 2 minutes to shut me up- I yelled when the the mutts jumped out "I DID NOT EVEN SEE THAT COMING!!" and I would narrate the movie too- "And here we see Katniss trying to figure out how to destroy the cornucopia." And the 2nd time? I was singing. There's these vids on youtube called 'Hunger Games The Musical' and me and my bud memorized them and sang them. In the theatre. Need I say more???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpN335pY7c4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILPHPsYuG_U

ALSO: Here are some Bro Code articles about movies-

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Maggie

Oh, Germany

Aw, shoot. I was just trying to learn more things about how blogs work (I am seriously confused, here) and so I was clicking on all these things on the blog.... I found this....

That's right. People in Germany have viewed my blog. Out of all the places in the world that could have viewers of my blog other than home sweet home, it was GERMANY?!?!?! And in case you haven't read my post 'THE WORLD TOTALLY ENDED!!!!!! AND I PEED!!!!!!' I totally dissed Germany!!!!! I said <and I QUOTE>

'The world is like totally demolished in Germany or something (cuz seriously, dude. Germany? who would want to go there??)' 

AHHHHHHH!!!!! I TOTALLY DISSED ONE OF MY ONLY VIEWERS!!!!!! COME ON MAN!!!! WHAT KIND OF CRAZY COINCIDENCE IS THAT?????? IS THIS SOME SORT OF KARMIC RETRIBUTION OF SOMETHING I'VE DONE????? CUZ I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG!!!!! AT ALL!!!!! (mostly)

kinda bummed :(

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Maggie

Blogs

Blogs are weird. I just realized that when you update a post, nothing happens except it updating- meaning that none of you have any clue I updated a post. So I'm just gonna say that I updated the 'Things You Might Not Know About Me' post.... I'm not gonna tell you guys each time I update a post, but, this was a biggie.....well....check it out and stuff....

ALSO!!!! I am constantly updating posts, this one in particular....

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Maggie

BQOTD #4

Barney Quote Of The Day

"FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!!!!!!!!"

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Maggie

Cookies

Today after school I went to the grocery store to get lettuce and tomatoes..... I also got a free cookie <even though I also got a weird look from the lady when I asked for one....>

 I love being me ;)

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Maggie

My Poor Decision-Making

So yesterday the falcons lost..... :( I was super bummed cuz honestly, who doesn't want their team to be in the superbowl? I mean my soccer coach used to play on the falcons!!!!!! SOCCER COACH!!!!!! And when I mentioned this to my friends dad, he knew who he was (Bob Whitefield)!!!!!! But anywho, I also learned that I have very poor decision-making abilities. While watching the game with my friend at this party, we went outside into these people's yard, and I rolled up my pants and stood in their pool. For like 10 minutes. IN JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN A POOL!!!!!!!!!!! AN OUTDOOR POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I kept standing in it FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!! Then I went inside, and spent like 20 minutes texting my friend DISCUSSING my poor decision-making, then I went BACK OUTSIDE into the pool. AGAIN. And I STOOD in the OUTDOOR POOL in JANUARY eating ICE CREAM CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! To take PICS of me and my friend GOOFING AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I CAN'T EVEN GET HER TO EMAIL THEM TO ME SO I CAN POST THEM (but when she finally does- I WILL post them)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, honestly, I've made a lot of poor decisions, including a paper towel in the toaster (resulting in a fire), but COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My feet were numb. Even throughout the many hours of Dance Central that followed our sad, sad, defeat. I really need to work on my decision-making. *sigh* At least admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

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Maggie

Loner

I feel like this is a total loner blog and no one posts anything but me!!!!!! :( The least y'all could do is comment!!!!!!!! Or subscribe maybe (can you subscribe?????)!!!!! I really need to learn how blogs work...... Come on guys!!!!!!!!!! Don't leave me hangin!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!! LET ME KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR ME TO TALK TO MYSELF!!!!!!

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Maggie

Mitchell Anderson

Sorry I didn't post anything yesterday (I wasn't at home or with my computer), but I do have a story for you. I have this friend named Jazzy Fox- that's right. JAZZY. FOX. I know a lot of different people, with a lot of different names (I even know another Maggie Fowler), but, Jazzy Fox, by far, is my favorite name, EVER. So, Jazzy's family really likes this restaurant called MetroFresh and I've been there with them multiple times, but, yesterday, I learned who owns the MetroFresh they go to. Mitchell Anderson. Most of you don't know who this is, because, let's face it, I'm AWESOME (and into really weird things). Anywho, this dude is an actor who was in Doogie Howser. He played one of Doogie's doctor friends (Jack Mcguire). He was also in Jaws....... ANYWHO ISN'T IT SO COOL AND SUCH A FREAKIN COINCIDENCE THAT I'M INTO AN OLD SHOW AND ONE OF THE ACTORS ON IT OWNS MY FRIENDS FAVORITE RESTAURANT!!!!!! So weird.....

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Maggie

Footprint

If any of y'all have been in my mom's car since last summer, you would know that there is a footprint on the windshield. That's right. A footprint. Any guesses on whose it is? Mine. My footprint has been on the windshield of our car for over half a year. I love myself sometimes.

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Maggie

THE WORLD TOTALLY ENDED!!!!!! AND I PEED!!!!

In case y'all didn't know, I PEED when the world ended. And it DID end. Here's my theory...


The world ended and I'm just so awesome that it didn't end for me, so everyone that would be a part of my normal life is still here and any random stranger I would ever see or any random place I would ever go is still here so that the world throws me off so that I don't think the world ended, but I KNOW it did end (haha take that, WORLD!!!!) but in reality the world is like totally demolished in Germany or something (cuz seriously, dude. Germany? who would want to go there. NO OFFENSE GERMANS! !!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! <even though you're all demolished>) Yeah, but the world TOTALLY ended and I peed when it ended. I'm really proud of myself for that. AND I WAS GETTING PSYCHED!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AND I WAS MAKING A VID OF ME GETTING PSYCHED!!!!!!! (but not a vid of me peeing...... PERVS)


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Maggie

GET-PSYCHED MIX!!!!!!!!

In season 1, episode 11 of himym (The Limo) Barney references and plays some of his 'Get Psyched Mix.' That's right guys. Get-Psyched Mix. Most people think get-psyched mixes should rise and fall. Not Barney's. It's all rise, no fall. He has a different mix on the show, his blog, and the Bro Code, but I mashed them all together into the LEGENDARYIEST GET-PSYCHED MIX OF THEM ALL!!!!!! And here it is.......


1. i wanna rock- twisted sister
2. you give love a bad name- bon jovi
3. lick it up- kiss
4. paradise city- guns n'roses
5. dancing with myself- billy idol
6. rock you like a hurricane- the scorpions
7. panama- van halen
8. talk dirty to me- poison
9. thunderstruck- AC/DC
10. dr. feelgood- mötley crüe
11. round and round- ratt
12. the humpty dance- digital underground
13. come sail away- styx
14. don't stop believin- journey
15. the transformers theme song- o. prime
16. you're the best- joe esposito (you'e the best around?)
17. high enough- damn yankees
18. jessie's girl- rick springfield
19. hip hip hooray- naughty by nature
20. change of heart- tom petty and the heartbreakers
21. run away- slade
22. tom sawyer- rush
23. free bird (second half only <cuz teh first half sucks>)- lynyrd skynyrd


When the world ended on December 21st (AND IT TOTALLY DID- I'LL POST WHAT I THINK HAPPENED) I was getting psyched and the second it turned midnight I peed. And I have 2 witnesses. (no they didn't watch me pee, you PERVERTS)


ALSO: Here is the Bro Code article about getting psyched:

If you can read some of the smaller print <when I took the pic, I hadn't exactly wanted you to be able to read it so sorry it's pretty blurry> you will see some of the same songs from the ultimate get psyched mix....

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Maggie

Yo! Mtv raps

K so there's this t-shirt I REALLY want, but it's from like the 80s-90s (It's from a tv show that aired from 88-95) Here's some pics- if you google yo! mtv raps white t-shirt, you might find a website that sells it and IF YOU DO, CAN YOU POST IT???

this is the front

this is the front

this is the back

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Maggie

COMMENT

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Maggie

Dr. Horrible

Haha Neil Patrick Harris hijacks his the emmy awards he's hosting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgJxGKBad3M

it's HILARIOUS 'that's right, sofa monkeys' and yes- the host is 'athletic yet luminous' and 'on the internet, you can watch shows without any inter-BUFFERING-ruptions' and 'people will always need big, glossy, shiny, gloss-covered entertainment-'

(Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is a real thing) AND THIS VID IS AWESOME

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Maggie

Hypnotizing!

I was playing with an addictive toy the other day, and i couldn't stop.. im relating that to when i just started watching this, and couldn't stop...

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Ellie

BQOTD#3

Barney Quote Of The Day

"I'm not sick, my nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out."

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Maggie

YOU BROKE YOUR OWN CODE

Article 15 of the Bro Code clearly states

A bro never dances with his hands above his head 

See? CLEARLY STATES!

What do you have to say for yourself, sir?? I mean, I know it's Elmo, but, seriously, dude (at least I don't feel so bad about consistently speaking french to Ellie and not sitting alone at movie theaters).

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Maggie

#stinsonrocks

You may be wondering why me and Ellie finish off each post with #stinsonrocks and the answer is simply this: we are not crazy and use 'hashtag' before every word/saying, we are copying Barney Stinson himself. In the episode called 'Ducky Tie' (season 7, episode 3) Barney says this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIbnVGqYDJQ (in the beginning he's talking about Marshall's tie)

And then like 2 minutes later in the episode he says (sorry, I couldn't find a vid for it)

#burn
#your-tie-is-still-dumb
#REFILL

There you have it, folks.

<sorry about the link when it was up so that you didn't have to copy and paste it, it went to some other vid...... weird>

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Maggie

Oh, Marshall

Here is Marshall (from himym <see Blog #1>) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWleD1rrat4 studying law

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG7ZDUqYQLg laundry (sorry for this I could only find the blooper)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gQFRpKSiFs vaccum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odz20vGAJF8 lol this is just fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhcFpbnQghk BEST ROADTRIP SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

And this, this, my friends, was requested by my fellow obsessor Grace (I LOVE YA BRO)

Right before the clip

Marshall: 'I even sent them this awesome photo montage'

Lily: 'Oh dear God, Marshall we have been over this and over this! You have GOT to stop sending those to people!'

Older Ted: 'It was true, Marshall had become addicted to creating song and photo montages documenting various mundane events. So for months, all of Marshall's friends and professional colleagues were getting emails like this'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vr6fQ5k3HQ (in between the clips it's Ted opening up the emails)

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Maggie

Maggie's Rules

I have decided I need some rules to live by. Like the Bro Code*. Except for me. I mean can you seriously expect me to 'not sit next to my bro at the movies' (come on. then I'd look like a loner.) or 'not speak french to my bros' (Ellie's in my french class.) or 'bros do not share desert' (if I want some of my bro's ice cream, I WILL take it) or 'not listen to chick music in front of my bros' (COME ON, THOSE ARE MY JAMS). I may love the Bro Code, but some of the requirements are a little outrageous. So I am making my own list of rules. (unfortunately so far I only have like 3)

*the Bro Code is a book from himym

1. Never turn down food
2. Fat things are adorable (I have this AWESOME fat pencil)
3. Old things? Way cool. Old posters (thinking of this EPIC red derby poster I have), singers (Bon Jovi, Springsteen, Billy Idol, Styx), tv shows (haha DOOGIE HOWSER), music playing devices (have you ever even heard of a walkman? I have one), bags (I have this really cool old Vera Bradley bag that's not even printed anymore), t-shirts (like from the '96 Olympics in Atlanta), money (Old pennies? Nice.), people (have you ever noticed how old people have the coolest stories?), and the list goes on. Old things rock.

And that's all I got so far. But if I think of anymore, I will be updating this.

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Maggie
  
PRAISE!!!!

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Ellie

BQOTD #2

Barney Quote Of The Day 

"Open your brain tank bro, cuz here comes some premium 91 octane knowledge."

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Ellie

Interesting Facts

Officially some of the weirdest facts I have EVER come across

-High heels were originally made for men
-If your throat tickles, scratching your ear can make it go away
-Kissing someone is more sanitary than shaking hands with them
-The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes
-If you search for 241543903 in Google images, you'll find pictures of people putting their heads in the freezer
-According to National Geographic, redheads might become extinct by the year 2060
-There's no truly angry way to say, "bubbles"
-The world record for constipation is 102 days
-It would take more than 1000 years to watch every video currently on YouTube
-The youngest grandma ever was only 23 years old
-A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time
-At one point Hitler's mother considered having an abortion, but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby
-cat pee glows under a blacklight (? who just decided to try this)
-an office desk has 500 times more bacteria then a toilet (? what do people do on their desks.....)
-a man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately 69 years (69!!!!! YES)
- you'd die if you ate 50 bananas in a row (something about potassium intake... ?)
- should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never take the same airplane as a precaution (lol that'd just be annoying.... and lonely)
-the king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card (poor guy)
- there no clocks in Vegas casinos (?)
- tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating (ummm)
- the names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye (wow. creative.)
- a  violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood (dayum!!)
- forest fires move faster uphill than downhill (that sucks if you live on the top of a hill and there's a forest fire at the bottom)
- almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada (oh, canada)
- most lipstick contains fish scales (AND WE PUT THAT ON OUR LIPS????)
- it's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis (and this law was made because.....)
- the first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum
- over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people (thats has GOT to suck)
- a 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second 
- the sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet (who comes up with this stuff??)
- the average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches (haha sucks to suck)
- the Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins (i wish they did)
- all porcupines can float on water (luckies)
- butterflys taste with their feet (?)
- slugs have 4 noses (?)
- the plastic tips on shoe laces are called aglets (what the?)
- bee's have 5 eyes (?)
- if lady bugs were the size of dogs we would be afraid to go outside (and may i ask why?)
- McDonalds salads are more fattening than their burgers (?)
- breathing the air in Mumbai, india for 1 day is equal to smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes 
- Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle at an average speed of 25 mph (haha now thats just cool)
- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night (AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO WHY WOULD THIS BE ONE OF THE FACTS I FIND?????? NO)
- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants (haha look ma no pants)
- women blink nearly twice as much as men (SUCK IT)
- If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white (haha seriously. who comes up with this stuff??)
- TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard
- peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite (YES!!!!!)
- If a tiger loses all it's hair it will still have stripes 
- Worldwide, about twenty percent of all married couples are first cousins (a little creepy, dude)
- A dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans (where have we gone wrong??)
- Biting your nails is the same as licking a toilet seat 



Any other interesting facts???? COMMENT!!!

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Maggie

Doogie Howser, M.D.

I don't know if y'all know this, but Neil Patrick Harris (hereby referred to as NPH) plays Barney Stinson and his first tv show (he had been in movies before) was Doogie Howser, M.D. He was the lead (Doogie Howser) and it's about this kid (Named, who woulda thunk it? Doogie Howser) who is a GENIUS! I'm talking got-a-perfect-score-on-the-SATs-at-age-6-graduated-high-school-in-9-weeks-graduated-college-at-age-10-and-graduated-med-school-at-age-14 kind of genius. It's a good show (and pretty funny because it can be a bit melodramatic at times) and was probably kind of a drag to create and write the scripts for because let's face it, if you use the wrong medical terms on the air or mess something up you could pretty easily piss off some legitimate doctors. In almost every episode, however, Doogie ends it by typing on his computer a epiphany sort of thing or what he learned that day.

Here is where you can watch Doogie Howser, M.D. for free

http://www.hulu.com/watch/105#i0,p0,d0

Here is a list of all of his little epiphany moments:

http://doogiehowsermd.blogspot.com/

Here is NPH imitating himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKuqkd92EWg

And this is from an episode of himym (see Blog #1) called The Bracket (Season 3; Episode 14) in which it ends with Barney typing and having an epiphany moment just like one of the ones he had on Doogie Howser, M.D. <IT HAS THE SAME FREAKIN THEME SONG, FOR PETE'S SAKE>(also: notice the date; IT WAS MY EIGHTH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIU2E5PKeWU

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Maggie

Things You Might Not Know About Me

There are a lot of things people don't know about me. Every once in a while (when I think of one) I will post something.

1. First of all, I have caught a bouquet at a wedding. That means I'm the next to be married. Haha, that's a bummer for every other single female at that wedding, cuz I'm not gonna get married for a LONG time.

2. I have a bucket list (when I started it I had no clue it was things to do before you die!!! <that's just depressing>I just thought it was a list of fun stuff you want to do!!!!) I might post it later.

3. Also today I totally boot-blocked my older brother. That's right. Boot-blocked. My grandpa had this EPIC pair of hard-core cowboy boots that were my older brother's size (like 13 ish) and I just swooped in and grabbed them. Unfortunately they're freakin HUGE and I look like bigfoot in them, but they're pretty awesome. Also my brother called dibs on them every friday during football season (DANGIT JOHN THOMAS). Lol here's a pic to show you how big they are.

This is them on my bro (PANDA IN THE BACKROUND)

 

And this is them next to my foot

*sigh*

I think I might give him full custody of them.....should I?

4.  I can cook. I know I seem really irresponsible (and I am most of the time) and I seem like the kinda chick who could burn boiling water, but I can cook. I guess it kinda started because, once you're 9, it's legal to be left home alone. So once I turned 9, my mom would leave me home alone with my 11 year old and 5 year old brothers. I would cook meals, clean up, and put my little bro to bed (I'm responsible where it counts). Also, I was really into baking and whenever I went to my aunts condo thing I would go into her kitchen and grab the flour, baking soda, salt, butter, sugar, brown sugar, vanilla, eggs, chocolate chips, her mixing bowl, recipe book, and all the measuring things I needed. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers and can make just about anything.

5. My cousin is one of my favorite people on earth and I'm pretty sure the best people on earth have the suckiest things happen to them. For her sake, I'm not going to go into details.

6. For elementary school I went to a little school that almost no one has ever heard of, and no one from my old school came to my new school with me (and 2 people in my grade at my old school were born on February 29th).

7. I'm smart. I know I may act like an idiot at times, but it's true. I also know that sounds snotty and pretentious (which is why I kinda hate acting smart), and I'm not like a genius or anything, but I am an all-A's kinda kid. 

8. One of my best friends is home-schooled.

9. I have never had a real christmas tree or a dog.

10. I want to be an actress. I think I can honestly say 2 out of every 3 little girls will tell you they want to be either a movie star, a singer, or a model but when I was a kid I wanted to be a vet. Then after that I wanted to be a 1st grade teacher who was also a soccer coach and  had written a book for a REALLY long time. Last year I wanted to be a (I can't find the exact words from my english paper but I think it was something like....) A comedian-ninja, who knows how to fly a plane, owns a cookie shop, has written a book, has played in the woman's world cup, and the list goes on. The thing is, I'm not 6 and I know how hard it is to make it as an actress, but I want to anyway. That has to count for something, right? And I haven't exactly done much acting but ya know, that's the dream, right? Anywho I think that acting would be amazing and my goal as an actress would be to be one of the main recurring characters in a sitcom, be in a couple movies, and be nominated for an award (like golden globe or emmys or something). 

11. I love food (who am I kidding, most everyone knows that).

12. I know most every word to a lot of songs.

13. I can never do something half-way. Example: Whenever I like something, I obsess over it. And by obsess I mean, literally obsess. Last year I obsessed over Josh Hutcherson. Obsessed. I watched every interview of him I could find- Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, Unscripted, random interviewers, and even one with George Lopez. I re-watched his movies; Little Manhatten, Bridge to Terebithia, The Hunger Games, Zathura, RV, Firehouse Dog, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Journey 2, The Forger, Red Dawn, even The Polar Express for crying out loud!!!! I know his BIRTHDAY (October 12th)!!!!!!! And I would watch the interviews of him on even movies I hadn't seen!!! Detention, The Kids Are Alright, I mean COME ON!!! I could (and still can) literally quote him and tell you which vid it was from. I know that he has a younger brother named Connor who was placed 5th in the world in a 'Problem Solving' competition. I know he grew up in Kentucky and began acting at age 9. I know he went cliff diving and ended up coughing up blood. I know he tried to be in a dubstep band with Liam Hemsworth and Alexander Ludwig (Gale and Cato respectively in The Hunger Games). And it didn't stop there- I have also obsessed over Jennifer Lawrence (b-day August 15th). The Hunger Games, X-Men 1st Class, Winter's Bone; and again- INTERVIEWS. Interviews, interviews, interviews. I know she also grew up in Kentucky (WHY DON'T I LIVE THERE?!?!?!) and started acting at 14. I know she was discovered in NYC because someone took a picture of her while she was watching street performers and the pic was sent to acting companies and she got called back to NYC. I know that she has 2 brothers that would beat up on her (long story). I knew about her new movie with Bradley Cooper last summer. I obsessed over Ellen for a while and even went to the extent of asking for Ellen sweatpants for Christmas (of course they "ran out"). B-T-DUBS ELLEN PLAYED DOREY IN NEMO!!!!!!! More recently I have obsessed over himym (I watched every single episode in 2 weeks) and the actors in it. I have seen more Neil Patrick Harris (b-day June 15th) videos in the past month than I would care to admit. Him on Glee, him hosting the Emmy's/Tony's, him in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, him in Doogie Howser, him getting an award for Doogie Howser, him getting an award for other things, him imitating his epiphany moments, him on SNL, clips from the musical Rent he directed, him on Elmo, and INTERVIEWS!!!!! I even started on Jason Segel. Freaks and Geeks, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I know his birthday, too. January 18th. And the others???? INTERVIEWS. I know that Cobie Smulders (bday April 3rd) had a kid before she was married. And now she is married. I know that Ted and Marshall were based on the creators of the show Carter Bays and Craig Thomas (respectively). Alyson Hannigan was picked for the role of Lily because the wife of Craig Thomas was a little iffy about the idea of a character on TV based off of her and she said <I'm paraphrasing here> "Fine. But I want to be played by Alyson Hannigan." I know that in NPH's audition for Barney he did the laser tag scene in the pilot- he rearranged the office, did a shoulder roll, and even ran into something (unintentionally of course). I know that Robin Scherbatsky was not originally going to be Canadian. I know so much more random crap about different actors and stuff, but if I typed it all my hand would be cramping up and I would be boring y'all to death.

14. I haven't watched a show on a TV in my house in a long, long, time. In fact, I haven't watched much TV at all. I've watched the random episode of The Big Bang Theory on occasion, but have only really been into 2 shows. How I Met Your Mother and Doogie Howser, M.D. Those 3 shows (other than the pilot of friends and first 6 minutes of the pilot of once upon a time) have been the only TV shows I've seen in years. Of course, I have a list of shows I want to see once I finish Doogie Howser, but I was on break from TV in general until himym. *general until himym* haha just caught that

15. I have been interviewed by a cop <a cop came to my house today....LONG STORY, I might post it later> luckily, this time I didn't ask him if he had a gun..... he was already pretty suspicious because I told him my birthday was 3-21-00.... AND I WASN'T EVEN LYING!!!!

16. I have a walkman (a music playing device from the 80s)..... that I actually use.....daily... (my itunes is broken....geeze.....NO NEED TO JUDGE!!!)

17. Earbuds don't work on me. I have tried and tried and tried, but an earbud has never stayed in my ear  for longer that 17 seconds (when I'm lucky). This is a reason why I also have a pair of 80s headphones that I also use daily (AGAIN WITH THE JUDGING!!).

18. I really like split pea soup. It sounds gross, but it's AMAZING!!!

19. I have this really weird habit where whenever I come home, I go up to my room, put my stuff down (from whatever I was doing- ex: backpack, phone, soccer cleats), then I walk to the bathroom and go pee. Always. No matter when the last time I went pee was. Like a week ago, I came home from school, but my stuff down, went pee, ran outside to get the mail, walked back upstairs, and went pee again. WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!

20. I really don't like iced tea. 

21. I also hate it when salty things and sweet things mix- Examples: chocolate covered nuts, yogurt covered pretzels, nuts in brownies/cookies/icecream, etc.

22. Since we seem to be on the topic of food, I also really hate fancy food. I seriously can't stand most fancy foods.

23. I like pens.

24. My favorite color is red.

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Maggie

Robin Sparkles

In case y'all didn't know the 5 main characters of himym (see Blog #1) are Barney Stinson, Robin Scherbatsky, Ted Mosby, Lily Aldrin, and Marshall Eriksen. And Robin Scherbatsky, as some of y'all may know, was a teen pop-star in Canada. That's right guys, Robin Sparkles. She would travel around Canada and sing her #1 single 'Let's Go To The Mall' in malls. A whole episode (Season 2; Episode 9; Slap Bet) was spent with Barney and Marshall betting on why Robin didn't want to go to a mall. Now, on the first day of bible class (me and Ellie have this class together) Rev (our teacher) tries to get our class to bond so she says (and I quote) "So, if anything has happened to you at, say, a mall, and for some reason you never want to go in one again, we want to know" And at this, I tell you, me and Ellie share a look for a split second before BURSTING out laughing. Ok, I know that I may exaggerate some things, but when I tell you we were cracking up, we were cracking up. We got so many judging looks, and our faces were legitimately red we were laughing so hard. And you will never guess where I came across this song. JUST DANCE 3!!!!! And it doesn't even say for the artist 'Cobie Smulders' or for the album 'H.I.M.Y.M season 2' or whatever. it says 'Robin Sparkles: 'Make it Shine' CHECK IT OUT!!!

official vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_bhVSGKEg

just dance 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imjTIEmqtXY

Also Robin Sparkles sings 'Sandcastles in the Sand' and is on a Space Teens tv show about math with her BFF Jessica Glitter. Yeah, that's right. Jessica Glitter and Robin Sparkles. I also have a Tori theory. Ah yeah, bro. That's in a later post. AND Robin also sings 'P.S. I Love You.'

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Maggie

BQOTD #1

Barney Quote of The Day

"IT'S ROBIN SPARKLES 3, Y'ALL!!!!!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYs_pnyI7To

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Maggie

Tomatoes

Today Ellie was told her shoes look like tomatoes. Enough said.

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Maggie

Seating Arrangements

Couches are cool. Whenever given the chance to sit on either a couch or a chair ALWAYS pick the couch.

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Maggie

Locker Slam

Its the end of the school-day, and i got back from Orchestra thinking that there were no more classes, and i was packing up. My friend Micayla was talking to me, while i was packing up, and she told me: "You know we have to go to History?" I got really mad and threw my pencil case and slammed my locker door really hard... I think I may have broken my locker or many items inside..

Sorry i couldn't find any gifs :(

#stinsonrocks and #micaylarocks

Ellie