Anywho, I don't know about y'all, but last night I watched the Super Bowl. I was cheering for the Ravens, because I can't not hate <double negative- I HATE THEM> the 49ers for stealing our chance at the Super Bowl <sorry bro>. That, and the fact that Michael Oher (from the blindside), and a dude named Pitta (which I pronounce 'Peeta') are on the team. I mean, I know that on more than one occasion the 49ers did some pretty intense spin moves (Respect), and I can't help but giggle everytime I see number 49 on the 49ers, but, the falcons are MY TEAM! MY TEAM! And, anyone who beats them this close to the super bowl freakin' sucks. Anywho, it was EPIC and since it was on CBS, himym ads were constantly playing, which made me very content. Oh, yeah, and the AWESOME COMMERCIALS WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE IS THE WHOLE FREAKIN REASON THE SUPER BOWL WAS INVENTED!!!!!!! Ahhh, yeah! You know what I'm talking about! THE COMMERCIALS ROCKED! My favorite, though, was the Best Buy one with Amy Poehler, for SURE <even though, I do have to admit, the oreo one kinda rocked>.
Here's the extended version of the Best Buy ad <anyone else think she's my personality's twin??>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61fXa9hTowY
Hi! May I answer any questions?
What the heck's the difference between all these phones? Windows or Android? What's LTE? Is it contagious? Which one fits my face? Do you make commission?
No.
Hmm....Which one has a touch-screen? Which one has a touchy-feely screen? Is this considered touching? What's the cloud? Where is the cloud? ARE WE IN THE CLOUD NOW? How many megapixels does one person really need? So, what makes a smart tv so smart? WHOAH, 3D! WHOAH! What if I break it? Do you install? Do you deliver? ARE THESE NOISE CANCELLING??? No, I mean, do you deliver? So what's the difference between an E-Reader and a tablet? Between a tablet and this thing? Which one is the most vibraty-est? Can this transfer all my pictures of puppies dressed up like hot dogs?
Sure.
<holds up pic on phone of puppy dressed like hot dog> Can I use a dongle with this? Does it make you uncomfortable when I use the word dongle? Can I connect this to my TV? Can I connect this to my phone so I look dope when I call my peeps? Wanna unbutton your shirt a little bit? WHY AM I SO AWESOME? <walks into employee lounge> Hey, am I allowed in here? Heh, I'll go. Will this one read 50 shades of grey to me in a sexy voice?
No.
Will you?
FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!
Also, for the sake of it, here's the oreo one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufu5sqJh24Q
<whispering; in library>
I've always preferred the cream part of an oreo.
That's crazy. The cookie's the best part.
CREAM!
COOKIE!
CREAM!
COOKIE! <knocks over table>
CREAM! <hits dude with chair>
COOKIE! <knocks over bookshelves>
CREAM! <throws file cabinets into window>
COOKIE! <throws lamp>
CREAM!
COOKIE! <fall over ledge wrestling>
CREEEEEAM! <hits table>
COOKIE!
CREAM!
FIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!! <sprays hose>
CREAM!
COOKIE!
CREAM!
COOKIE!
I'm calling the cops!
<siren>
CREAM!
COOKIE!
CREAM!
COOKIE!
YOU GUYS HAVE TO STOP FIGHTING! WE'RE THE COPS!***
And here, is one of the CBS ads with NPH <and Alyson Hannigan>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Twe2RI-rk
LEGENDARY!
AGHHHH BEST COMMERCIALS EVER!!!! Haha, anyone else notice how everyone always complains about commercials, yet on Super Bowl Sunday, it's the highlight of everyone's day?
***LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST PART!!
#stinsonrocks
Maggie
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