Tobuscus

I don't know if y'all know this, but last year I was obsessed with this Tobuscus video that was the 'literal' version to the 7th Harry Potter movie trailer AND IT FREAKIN CRACKED ME UP!!!!! I was so obsessive, that I memorized it and bought it on my iPod. Yeah. I'm that kid.


Anywho, here it is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZDHXaA

'Careful Harry- HE DOESN'T HAVE A NOSE!'
'Harry needs some sleep'
'And he needs a nose'
'And he needs some sleep.... and some new glasses'
'AND HE NEEDS A MANICURE'

LOL 'FIRST TIME HE TOUCHED A GIRL'

'That train is screwed'

'BE CAREFUL WITH THAT STICK- too late...'

'You got rid of his face, whatever... ok'

FLEX

'HUGE, SHINY P AND OTHER LETTERS COME OUT!'


Here's another one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86bznYoj9e0

'Stop to say hello to your eccentric neighbor'

'The actor who used to play Bilbo is too old, so they recast him, now he's younger, and Gandalf's still old as heck NO OFFENSE IAN MCKELLAN'

'Ride a mini-horse, screw it, just walk or run.'

'That guy is old...'

'The others start singing... and steal the leader's spot light...'

'Walk towards a broke knife (it's a sword but knife rhymed)...'

'Too hot for him (unless he's rich).'

SH** GETS REAL!!!!! LMAO BEST PART!!!!

Then- SH** GETS REAL AGAIN!!!!



AND HE DOES MORE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU

'SPARKLE'

'And people say Rome wasn't built in a day...'

'The birds get the heck out of there'

'PART THE RED SEA!!'

'Now act like you didn't do it..... They're not buying it....'

'He likes feathers'

'Ooh, I LOVE birds!!'

'Not sure why...'

'Take a second to look awesome'
'So you still look awesome.'
'Just keep looking awesome.'
'Just kill him with your awesome'


AAAAAAAAAAAND here's another one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCmeQaXuFig

'Don't miss your exit!'

'Ignore the other arcade games...'

'JEFF BRIDGES!!!'


And another one (I'm having way too much fun with this)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luR0xV8hGOw

'This following SUPER BOWL AD has been put to lyrics for NO DISCERNABLE REASON'

'Look to make sure that she's hot'

'JAZZ HANDS'

'Save your future girlfriend'

'Cameraman is right beside her, he could save her, doesn't bother, cause his job's getting all these awesome shots of this life guard who occasionally beats sharks with fists'

'Go and save the supermodel'

'Hold her gaze for days' TOTALLY RHYMED!!!!

'Straight up outta outer space, hero of the human race, doesn't matter what you fought, NOTHING BEATS AN ASTRONAUT!!!!!!!!!'


AND THERE'S A BUNCH MORE, I'm just too lazy to watch them all and post them.... CHECK THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!

#stinsonrocks
Maggie