Sunday, February 10, 2013

Fortunes

So, one of my best friends ever, has this thing they do with fortunes (from fortune cookies)

Ok, so one of the first times I was at this chick's house, we had chinese food (RESPECT!!) and we all got our fortunes and her twin brother turns to me and says "If you add 'in bed' to the end of your fortune it is HILARIOUS" AND HER WHOLE FAMILY DID IT!!!!! UGH I LOVE THIS CHICK!!!!!! Anywho, here are some of my fortunes <I collect fortunes form fortune cookies.... DON'T JUDGE ME>


1) The greatest quality is seeking to serve others IN BED
2) Something on four wheels will soon be a fun investment for you IN BED
3) You will attain the highest levels of intelligence IN BED
4) Time once lost, may never be regained IN BED
5) You will always have good luck in your personal affairs IN BED
6) You will be rewarded for your patience and understanding IN BED
7) Modify your thinking to handle new situations IN BED



HAHA YES!!!!!!!!

#stinsonrocks
Maggie

3 comments:

  1. Hahaha, I can't believe you remembered that! I collect fortunes now and i am going to make a "lucky" necklace thing. #5-7 are hilarious!

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  2. lol nice.... i remember the weirdest things...

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  3. For a second I thought you were talking about James...but then I realized that never happened. :)

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