Llamas With Hats

OK, I don't know if y'all have seen these, but they are the FUNNIEST VIDEOS EVER!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-vsynsE8RQ

Legit, the funniest crud I've seen in a while.... I was obsessed with them last year, and recently became re-obsessed....

Paul: Carl! There is a dead human in our house! 
Carl: Oh..hey..how did he get here? 
Paul: Caaaaarl! What did you dooo? 
Carl: Me? uh..I didnt do this! 
Paul: Explained what happened Carl! 
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life! 
Paul: Why did you kill this person Carl? 
Carl: I do not kill people..that is..that is my least favourite thing to do.. 
Paul: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home. 
Carl: Alright..well, I was upstairs.. 
Paul: Okay? 
Carl: I was uh..sitting in my room... 
Paul: Yes..? 
Carl: Reading a book.. 
Paul: Go on... 
Carl: And, uh... well this guy walked in... 
Paul: Okay? 
Carl: So I went up to him.. 
Paul: Yes... 
Carl: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. 
Paul: Caaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!! 
Carl: Oh, well, I didnt know that. 
Paul: How could you not know that! 
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck! 
Paul: What happened to his hands? 
Carl: What's that? 
Paul: His hands. Why-why are they missing? 
Carl: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them. 
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarrrll!!! 
Carl: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands... 
Paul: Why on earth would you do that? 
Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break! 
Paul: Caaaaaaarl!!! 
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies... 
Paul: Caaarl! 
Carl: That only hands could satisfy! 
Paul: What is wrong with you Carl! 
Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things! 

Paul: Carl! What on earth was all that? 
Carl: I'm not sure what you're referring to. 
Paul: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl! 
Carl: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that. 
Paul: Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face! 
Carl: That sounds dangerous.
 Paul: You were headbutting children off the ship! 
Carl: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch! 
Paul: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures! 
Carl: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it. 
Paul: Uhh.. Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky? 
Carl: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky. 
Paul: Caaarl, what are we standing in? 
Carl: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake? 
Paul: No! I would not believe that! 
Carl: Uhh, melted gumdrops? 
Paul: No. 
Carl: Boat nectar? 
Paul: No. 
Carl: Some of God's tears? 
Paul: Tell me the truth Carl. 
Carl: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B. 
Paul: CAAARL! 
Carl: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls. 
Paul: I can't believe what I'm hearing! 
Carl: I will not apologize for art. 
Paul: Where are the other lifeboats? 
Carl: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that. 
Paul: Where are the other lifeboats, Carl? 
Carl: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the 
ocean. I bit lots of holes in them. 
Paul: CARL! 
Carl: I have a problem. I have a serious problem. 
Paul: You are just, terrible today! 
Carl: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness. 
Paul: That's the sound of people drowning Carl. 
Carl: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

Paul: Carrrl! We're supposed to be on vacation! 
Carl: I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here.
Paul: You toppled a South American government, Carl!
Carl: The people have spoken, "Viva la resistance!"
Paul: You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan!
Carl: He was a traiter and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan!
-KICK FROM WITHIN CARL-
Carl: Whoa, that was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person.
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender.
Carl: Well, that explains why my mojito was taking so long.
Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
Carl: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome.
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you, Carl.
Carl: That hurt my feelings, now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home! We're leaving.
Carl: In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat.
Paul: Wha...WHAT?
Carl: Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do.
Paul: You know what? Forget it! I'm not even shocked anymore!
Carl: Aww... That's no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you, Carl.
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't.
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge.
Paul: Carrrl!
Carl: It's too late now, you...
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name.
Paul: We've known each other for three years, Carl!
Carl: And what an impression, you've made.
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What?
Paul: I said my name is Paul.
Carl: Oh... I thought you were a woman.
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the hat, are you sure?
Paul: Of course I'm sure!
Carl: Well... If you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer...

Paul: Carl you've tracked mud all over the carpet. 
Carl: Now that right there is a mess! 
Paul: I just had it cleaned yesterday, Carl! 
Carl: I'm not responsible for this! I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning! 
Paul: Those are clearly your hoof prints Carl! 
Carl: Then there is an impostor on the loose! 
Paul: They lead directly to you! 
Carl: Clue number one, the impostor is a phantom! 
Paul: Carl, stop avoid-- 
BOOM 
Paul: CARLL!! 
Carl: Happy Birthday! 
Paul: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this?! 
Carl: Why don't you blow out your candle? 
Paul: You've gone to far this time, Carl! 
Carl: What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city. 
Paul: How did you even do this? 
Carl: A dollop of fairy dust! 
Paul: CARL. 
Carl: I ripped a tag off a mattress! 
Paul: This isn't funny, Carl! 
Carl: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded! 
Paul: I'm leaving..I've had enough of this! 
Carl: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now! 
Paul: But why! 
Carl: Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together. 
Paul: That isn't friendship Carl, that's sick! 
Carl: Well then your probably not going to like your birthday decoration! 
Paul: It's not even my...oh my gosh! 
Carl: SURPRISE! 
PAul: Ah oh uh no ah uh! 
Carl: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces. Obviously there was a miscommunication. 
Paul: This awful Carl! 
Carl: You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head. 
Paul: I think I'm going to throw...oh god one touched me! 
Carl: This was clearly the wrong way to go. 
Paul: Ya think, Carl?! 
Carl: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross. 
Paul: But that isn't the problem, Carl! Why would you think any of this is a good idea? 
Carl: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. 
Paul: Oh... 
Carl: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

AHHHHH I FREAKIN LOVE LLAMAS WITH HATS!!!!!!! Best waste of my time EVER! SO FREAKIN FUNNY! THEY NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME CRACK UP!!!

#stinsonrocks
Maggie