The Bro Code

As you might have already noticed, I just went back and added a lot of Bro Code articles to my old posts..... <b-t-dubs this is one fo the 'huge' posts>

First of all: here is what The Bro Code looks like

Here are some articles I didn't have a specific post for <when I find a independent post that one fits with, I will take it off this post and put it on that one...> ALSO I am talking about the ones above my words...

This is my absolute favorite..... the wording cracks me up

True dat.

This one's kinda a bummer cuz I love stealing food from people, especially desserts. Of course, stealing isn't necessarily sharing... 

Haha, my grandpa has one of those....

Haha lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_PIixlTHfQ TED! NO! YOU NEVER BREAK UP A GIRL FIGHT!! NEVER!!!

Lol, it is kinda feminine...

Haha 'all other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped'

True though- 'if women insist on having their own professional basketball league, they can open their own doors'

LOL EXCEPTIONS; WATCHING E.T.

This one cracks me up cuz it's so long* and detailed and it references 27 dresses <whose lead is Katherine Heigl who plays Izzie on Grey's Anatomy>

Lawl a bro never wears pink

SO FUNNY HOW DETAILED BARNEY CAN BE ABOUT THE SIMPLE CONCEPT OF 'DIBS'

Kinda random, but I can roll with that

Lawl 'whether or not he's actually got it'

THIS ONE SUCKS CUZ MUSTACHES ARE SO FREAKIN COOL!!!!

Haha, always thinking ahead.

This one's funny cuz the exception was marked out because Marshall and Ted were trapped in Marshall's car together in the snow so they started cuddling for heat and Marshall was imagining Ted was Lily.....lol so, yeah... couldn't find a vid sorry

AHHHH 'EVEN IF THE LAST REQUIREMENT RESULTS IN THE BRO TRYING TO DRIVE THE VEHICLE AS A GIANT PRAYING MANTIS WOULD' ONE OF MY FAVORITE!!!

Definitely saw this one coming

This one's funny cuz it's mentioned in season 3 episode 17 (The Goat)..

THIS ONE IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS AND GOT ME PUT IN TIME OUT IN HOMEROM CUZ I SHOWED IT TO MY BUD AND MADE HER LAUGH, BUT I AM REALLY SORRY YOU CAN'T READ IT!!!! Here's what it says: 

Lol, 'Gosh, you're prettier than a cow...'

Seems legit. 'His Bros are required to whistle even if they don't know what they are whistling at.'

Haha I love it when people do that

Haha NOTE: Attempt to start a fire outside.

'At no point may their hands touch'

SO DETAILED!!!

Haha 'It's cool. No big whoop.'

Haha, 'He shall steam clean the couch or have it incinerated, whichever is more applicable'

Sounds about right.

Always gotta be a manly man...

THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM BROS, NOT CHICKS!!!! LMAO!!!! ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!!

'A bro shall not kill another Bro' That seems pretty important...

'The fool's errand of getting up to manually change the channel'

What kind of 'guy' is vegetarian?

I NEED TO START DOING THIS!!! I NEVER DO THIS!!!

A Brotorcycle... lol

I WILL SING ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.....NO BRO CODE WILL STOP ME!! <rebelllll>

'Even when reenacting the knife fight from 'Beat It,' which, I guess, two Bros shouldn't do anyway, or at least not very often. ' NICE

SO HARD-CORE!!

LMAO A 'NO-HOLDS-BARRED CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH'

These are really intense equation for finding about how much pizza to buy.... I would just wing it...

Haha, Broadway does begin with 'Bro'

There was a whole episode about everyone borrowed things from Ted and how no one gave anything back..... lol poor Ted

'Silently fist bumping the other good night.' I'm so gonna start doing that.

I would most definitely have seeked revenge

Lol, '... in front of other Bros...'

There was a whole episode on this too- FREAKIN AWESOME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laKTUIWEPjU 'I'm sorry can you repeat that? I don't speak I never get laid.' LOL THIS VID FREAKIN ROCKS!!!!!!! <also- ARTICLE 39>

And last, but not least

This one is ironic cuz Ellie is in my french class so in order to not fail french class we have to break the Bro Code on a daily basis. SUCH REBELS!!!!!!!

* that's what she said

#stinsonrocks

Maggie